• 00:53 I love when critical systems fail and there are no alternatives of backups. #
• 15:29 RT @woot: More info on Woot Happy Hour: http://j.mp/9tkbOE ETA ~1 hour #
• 15:59 The @woot happy hour site already crashed. #woot #fail #
• 17:28 Damn those Cheerio trees. #
• 17:46 @LynseyVanNevel If you suspect a domestic situation I would call the police. And let management know the outcome. #
• 18:20 #Twins just got their first stolen base of the year! #
• 21:53 False. RT @Je2nsG: Jeff Dunham is soooo funny. #
• 22:07 @KAEnglund congrats! #
• 22:07 Beer is the most best. #
• 22:23 @SarahMcLagan did you get the update today? Did you report it to @UberTwiter? #
• 22:38 God damn miso soup. #
• 23:33 I’m gonna irrigate your ditch. #

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• 01:13 Bang bang bang bang, vamanos vamanos. #
• 03:18 Coach is the best character in Cheers. #
• 14:07 @Keleigh :( #
• 19:56 Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me hit some dingers? #
• 21:53 No Diet Dr. Pepper makes @AaronBergquist sad. #
• 22:07 "I’m pretty gooey. Sometimes I’m chunky." #

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• 00:28 @twinsmvb what are your thoughts on Joe Nathan? #
• 01:01 @twinsmvb I don’t think so either. Considering our other relievers have about 10 career saves combined, doesn’t look good if Nathan is out. #
• 11:55 So Joe Nathan is likely out for the year, and we have no real closers. I say they give Rick Vaughn a call. #Twins #wildthing #
• 11:56 @SarahMcLagan http://tweetphoto.com/13812523 good job :) you can add text to the tweet too #
• 11:56 I just favorited this http://tweetphoto.com/13812809 check it out! #TweetPhoto #
• 11:58 @Keleigh eeeeeeew…er, wait. You look very nice :) #
• 11:59 @TylerMear @SarahMcLagan she got it on the second try. #
• 12:01 @UberTwiter turn out the auto tweet when favoriting a tweetphoto! It’s the worst! #
• 12:02 @SarahMcLagan :D #
• 12:07 @Keleigh how did you break your celly? #
• 12:08 Better than P!NK at least… RT @TylerMear: Lady Gaga on Rockband next week? awesome. Who wants to play Bad Romance with me? #
• 14:12 @KAEnglund pics or it didn’t happen. #
• 14:15 @Keleigh sad day. #
• 14:23 @RAZE502 me neither. #
• 14:42 RT @RAZE502: http://twitpic.com/17lcec – saw this at a McDonald’s in Nor Cal and lol’ed. Had to get a pic. #
• 14:59 @Keleigh @mikeisreal I think creepy elevator guy would help you clean it up. #
• 17:37 RT @TylerMear: Gumbercules? I love that guy! #
• 23:18 @LynseyVanNevel She’s suing E*Trade for having her name in it? WTF? #
• 23:20 @RAZE502 about time! #

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• 13:44 What happened to Shop Boyz? Have they had a single since "Party Like A Rock Star?" #
• 16:28 @twinsmvb heard on AM1500 today that they haven’t signed Mauer yet is "he wants an out" in his contract. In case market value goes up, etc. #
• 18:41 RT @jimmyfallon: "The Hurt Locker" is about the war in Iraq. Which explains why Obama asked the director, "Uh, how did you end it?" #
• 20:55 @nightdrake most likely. Break the windpipe of something. #
• 21:16 @nightdrake I think it would be really hard to stop blood flow enough to kill someone with only your thumb. http://myloc.me/4AVrp #
• 21:53 @nightdrake that was accidental. #
• 22:05 "I don’t want to hear about your hot butter knife pee." #
• 23:02 I AM YELLING. #
• 23:31 @amyjcomedy @twinsmvb John has that effect on people. #
• 23:34 Deep like I love you? NO! DEEP LIKE THE GRAND CANYON! | http://is.gd/a0G5x #
• 23:50 Too bad it’s only this warm in the parking garage. http://tweetphoto.com/13771460 #

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• 11:52 RT @stepfathers: Fuckin’ off to Mexico. Brb. #
• 18:49 RT @AaronBergquist: RT @HurricaneHelms: http://twitpic.com/179eps – You can’t fake a smile like that! :-) #
• 18:51 RT @Falborg: I’m now a member of the 5,000 tweet club. Take that, Pete Rose! #
• 19:17 RT @justacoolcat: Oscar Mayer Weiner #oscars #mayers #weiners #
• 19:54 Kilometers Davis #
• 23:45 @RAZE502 well, do you? #

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• 13:23 @KAEnglund you passed 1000 tweets :) #
• 16:39 @Keleigh eeeeeeewwwwww #
• 19:49 Beer is the most best. #
• 21:16 @TylerMear like D.B. Cooper? #
• 21:49 RT @Falborg: @tylermear You are the most gay. #
• 22:06 RT @Falborg: @sarahmclagan Pictures or it didn’t happen. #
• 22:51 Wanna blow us all to shit, Shirlock? #

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• 00:16 Techno remix of Johnny Cash? No good. #
• 00:54 Stick spicy food up her butt! #
• 00:57 What’s Octoberfeast? #
• 01:42 Baseball Tonight! #
• 02:04 Pineapple! http://tweetphoto.com/13299201 #
• 15:12 Cashier at Walgreens said "I got a nice fitty hat to no wit dat." I assume he was referring to my #Twins pullover, not my juice. #
• 16:09 @Keleigh your dash panel looks like Wall-E. #
• 18:21 @AaronBergquist that sucks. #
• 19:50 RT @OndercinChris: @Je2nsG Watching sunsets via PTZ make me die inside. #
• 20:25 Doot doot doot lookin’ out my back door. #
• 20:42 @AaronBergquist oh good. I was worried. #
• 21:52 @AaronBergquist too late we already bought the candles and poked holes in the Dixie cups. #
• 21:55 Broke my phone holster. #

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• 19:04 @LynseyVanNevel you’d have to get MLB.TV AFAIK. Its like $20-30 for the season and you can listen live or old games on demand. #
• 20:47 RT @amyjcomedy: *sigh* at least its only spring training… I blame @kschmidt #
• 21:06 Two white boards in my office building have "strategy" spelled wrong. One says "srategy", the other says "strategye" with the E whited out. #
• 22:15 Three dudes singing Lady Gaga. #fail #
• 22:24 Damn @SketchyTK doesn’t know the words to Ghostbusters. #
• 22:27 "Bustin’ makes me feel good." -@SketchyTK #
• 22:43 @nightdrake It’s 1/2 Firewater cinnamon schnapps & 1/2 Rumple Minze peppermint liqueur. Rumple Minze is very minty. #
• 23:18 Guess what? We’re having more fun. #
• 23:25 @TylerMear Neg #
• 23:41 The Twins lost today, but so did the Damn Yankees, so it’s still a good day. #
• 23:49 Cod Dammit! #
• 04:03 Best LEGO Batman in Hero mode. On to Villains! #
• 13:35 RT @jimmyfallon: Nirvana’s ‘Nevermind’, @thezog edition: http://bit.ly/bYZtKS #
• 14:10 @MythBusters MacGyver! #
• 14:53 So AM1500 is "The Sports Talk Station" now? #
• 17:53 Twitter is nearing 10,000,000,000 tweets. #
• 18:10 Minnesota Twins baseball is on the air! #
• 18:19 @nightdrake http://popacular.com/gigatweet/ might be flash… #
• 18:31 @java_jean this one is 3,829 #

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• 01:14 Jamming to Opeth on the drive home. #
• 16:29 Bank robbers are the most dumb. #
• 18:03 If I had money like Henry Ford… #
• 19:19 Wikipedia might be the worst black hole on the internet. #
• 22:41 Really need to figure out the AM radio situation before 6:05PM tomorrow. #
• 23:24 #SUCCESS! AM radio issue solved. Ironically the Easy Button just happened to be in the shot. http://tweetphoto.com/13185276 #

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• 01:14 This is going to look great hanging next to my restraining order from Leonard Nemoy. #
• 11:24 RT @jimmyfallon: Robert is bothered by "Bothered" http://bit.ly/cQ0TWc #RobertPattinson #RPatz #
• 14:07 @aprmaejun @nightdrake not very good at geography either. #
• 14:08 @SarahMcLagan which BlackBerry did you get? #
• 15:30 First motorcycles of the year spotted. #
• 16:30 @surpass are the CORE notifications still coming out? I didn’t get one yet. #
• 17:01 @Keleigh I’m ok with that. #
• 17:07 @Keleigh @surpass so is my invoice for this month (haven’t paid it yet in mb4) in the new CORE system? #
• 17:11 @d4nz @Keleigh well what the heck is it for then? I don’t even hardly make tickets. #
• 17:12 RT @Keleigh: @d4nz Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww #
• 17:31 @Keleigh that sounds about right. #
• 18:10 "This meat is marinated for your pleasure." #
• 19:19 Wanna play with my Deathstar? #
• 19:37 @Keleigh be my guest! #
• 19:52 You win. RT @Keleigh: @robmonroe *ahem* wanna play with my blackhole? #
• 20:23 @surpass @Keleigh so I just logged in to CORE and none of my old tickets are in there. Nor are my accounts… #
• 20:33 @surpass @Keleigh is it maybe because I used a gmail address for the old helodesk (Kayako) and when it was themed to Surpass’ site? #
• 20:34 @Keleigh are old tickets going to be imported? #
• 23:13 RT @TylerMear: "my throbbing 5 inch brain" #
• 23:25 Me too. RT @Fweef: i refuse to watch jay leno #
• 23:48 RT @Falborg: Arlo’s 1st ever tweet. He’s coming along nicely. RT: @TylerMear: Vft RtyawmtoarRlarb #

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