• 12:02 @AmyJNewk hooray! #
• 12:07 RT @ConanOBrien I announced the name of my show today right here: http://bit.ly/cc3jhU (The words "Tonight" and "Show" aren’t in it.) #
• 12:09 Plumbing guy has made up for yesterday. For the most part. Only woke me up once today. #
• 13:41 RT @seebrandt <span class="short">attention</span> #
• 13:44 But where were they going without ever knowing the way? #
• 16:53 @olsena05 Fastball #
• 17:15 Droid X is running much smoother and battery life has improved. Also, @touiteur is really sweet. #
• 19:17 "I know why your arm hurts, and yes, you should just sit on it." #
• 21:54 RT @Lord_Voldemort7 Seriously, Alejandro, I think Gaga’s made it pretty clear that #thisrelationshipisover. Stop calling her damn name. #

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• 02:45 @olsena05 trying it out now. Thanks :) #
• 02:59 Not impressed with battery life on the Droid X so far… #
• 08:52 @AmyJNewk congrats? :) #
• 08:58 @olsena05 only thing I setup was Twitter. Removed all the widgets and stuff though. I think it was fully charged, not 100% sure on that one. #
• 09:01 Construction is real cool. Especially at 7am. In your house. Directly above your bed. #
• 10:12 RT @OndercinChris Help, he’s coming to get me. http://twitpic.com/2jyszl #
• 10:35 @OndercinChris the battery thing said 95% of battery has been used by screen. I will look into those other deals. #
• 21:33 RT @Falborg Why wasn’t Teen Wolf ever an unlockable character on NBA Jam? #
• 21:35 Have yet to find a Twitter app for Android that I like. I was spoiled by @ubertwiter #
• 21:38 #Twins game is getting real naughty. #Tigers just walked in the tying run, bases still juiced up. #
• 22:14 #Twins win! #
• 22:19 @KSchmidt I like it already. Your old one looks nothing like you, in my opinion. #
• 22:24 Found a neat app that no one mentioned, Touiteur. Looks very nice and has good features for the free version. #
• 22:27 @KSchmidt this one is very well designed and looks very cool. #
• 22:29 @KSchmidt if you use Android, check this one out. I love it already. #
• 22:32 @KSchmidt I got my Droid X yesterday. I had a Blackberry Storm 1 for almost 2 years prior to this. #
• 22:46 @KSchmidt it came with the Droid X. I don’t much care for it. #
• 23:07 @AmyJNewk @Falborg Shower 4: The Hunt For Curly’s Gold #
• 23:07 RT @Falborg SHOWER TIP: When it’s time to shower you should always shower hard. #
• 23:12 @TylerMear @falborg his showed up first, and didn’t appear to be a retweet. #

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• 10:27 RT @pablo100 How many SEO copywriters does it take to change a lightbulb, light bulb, bulb, lamp, light, eco-bulb, bulbs, fluorescent tubes? #
• 14:37 Today’s word of the day is "semaphore" | http://www.google.com/search?q=define:semaphore #
• 17:15 Droid X has arrived. Will be in my hands in less than 4 hours. #
• 17:25 I agree. RT @AaronBergquist: Infopath 2007 has wasted hours of my life dealing with formatting issues. Huge #fail. #
• 17:30 RT @justacoolcat: My brother may be a xenophobic hillbilly luddite, but he sure knows how to use Facebook to check in at Taco Bell. #
• 17:31 RT @TravisMear: Iced http://yfrog.com/ngyz0pj #
• 17:33 This chair needs an arm rest. I do not want to put my elbows on the table, but they have given me no choice. #
• 21:23 Droid X! #
• 21:28 The official Twitter app kinda sucks. Anyone know of better ones? #
• 21:49 @Asyllum cool i will check it out. Thanks! #
• 22:30 @TylerMear you would #
• 23:18 RT @AmyJNewk: RT @Falborg: Boats n’ hoes. #
• 23:25 Seesmic seems to have the best options/features so far. Thanks @bigjohns! #
• 23:39 @AmyJNewk it doesn’t not work. Probably. #

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• 00:05 #thirstyboys #
• 00:14 .@charlieprachar lost his pants. #
• 00:19 "that’s mostly my boner." -@charlieprachar #
• 00:20 RT @SketchyTK: @robmonroe could be a Santa #
• 00:20 Char char is gentle. #
• 00:26 #thirstyboys #fourloko http://tweetphoto.com/42083007 #
• 00:34 #partyhard #fourloko #Budweiser #thirstyboys http://tweetphoto.com/42084494 #
• 00:42 "you get butt dimples and pit hair." -Phil #
• 00:51 #USA! #
• 00:54 #Stevester #fourloko http://tweetphoto.com/42087991 #
• 00:59 So many rumps shakin. #
• 01:05 #snakeflu #charchar #thirstyboys#fourloko http://tweetphoto.com/42090006 #
• 01:32 #thirstyboys #fourloko #USA! http://tweetphoto.com/42093907 #
• 01:34 #Phil is 31 years feg." #
• 01:35 I need more quotations #
• 01:39 So much drunk. #fourloko #
• 02:10 Three #fourloko is no es bueno #
• 03:57 :( #
• 11:40 @Je2nsM no hybrid #
• 11:42 @Falborg someone had to try. Now we know it is an absolutely awful idea. #

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• 12:16 @Ohhpixielove I don’t have your number :( #
• 12:48 Traffic! #USA! #
• 13:42 Oregon shoplifting suspects popped during Shop-with-a-Cop event | http://is.gd/eIClH #
• 14:29 "He doesn’t like buffalo sauce?! I thought this was America!" #
• 15:29 Scout clocks #Reds’ pitching prospect Aroldis Chapman at 105 mph | http://is.gd/eIJGo | Only pitched one inning, struck out the side… #MLB #
• 15:32 @Je2nsM #SUCCESS! #USA! #
• 16:06 @Je2nsM World Book > most other books #
• 17:41 RT @Falborg: RT @KFUCKINGP: "It’s five o’clock somewhere." No shit. I know how fucking time zones work. #
• 17:58 We go out to a party somewhere / The moment we walk in the door / People stop and everybody stares / She don’t know what they’re staring for #
• 18:07 ‘Ghost train’ hunter killed by train in North Carolina | http://is.gd/eIVDS #
• 18:18 @aprmaejun Yes! Orange! x3 #
• 18:49 @Falborg me too. #snakeflu #
• 19:16 @Je2nsM nope. #
• 19:16 @Je2nsM You have to go into the settings and delete the old picture first, then uploda a new one. I think this can only be done from the web #
• 19:50 @Je2nsM yep. #
• 19:59 Soooooo ready for #fourloko tonight. #houseofpayne #thirstyboys #USA #snakeflu #
• 22:01 @Je2nsM why are you sleeping in a hotel? #
• 23:05 #fourloko! That bitch @Falborg isn’t here though. #
• 23:17 "are you listening to wrestling entrance music by yourself?" #
• 23:21 RT @TylerMear: Wrestling was real naughty in 2003 #
• 23:43 #Stevester #fourloko #USA! #houseofpayne #thirstyboys http://tweetphoto.com/42074961 #
• 23:44 "it tastes like a dude." #
• 23:45 I got a new girlfriend. According to @stevester69. #
• 23:53 "Some people have tea parties. We have foot rest parties." #
• 23:54 "guys on guys." #

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• 00:05 On the boats and on the planes / They’re coming to america / Never looking back again / They’re coming to america #
• 00:07 Too much Neil Diamond. #karaoke #
• 00:36 Are you crying? There’s no crying in biesbol! #
• 00:46 "WAALLA!" -Helen Keller #
• 12:32 @justacoolcat she wasn’t the host, but was there with some people. BWW does karaoke Thursdays 10-midnight. #
• 21:52 RT @Falborg: If #FourLoko is ever banned, I’m leaving America. #
• 22:35 First career triple for Danny Valencia. #Twins #
• 22:51 RT @Falborg: Remember Ron Mexico? #

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• 00:32 "Tosh" is trending. That is awesome. @danieltosh #
• 12:18 New jeans > old jeans #
• 12:20 @d4nz I use hashtags in text messages all the time. #
• 13:14 Johnny Cage Wins! Of course, because Johnny Cage ALWAYS wins. #
• 14:24 RT @Fweef: RT @Falborg: @Fweef Black Hunk Down #
• 14:33 "It’s just so small.. and odd…" #
• 15:08 http://www.lazylightning.org/minnesota-state-fair-bingo-cards #
• 18:26 RT @stepfathers: Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT! #Fourloko! #
• 18:29 @surpass I just got a wonky server maintenance email. I don’t even think it’s a server I’m on.. Said the window was Friday June 4th… #
• 20:45 Thome! #Twins #
• 21:35 @leeekooiman so the vegan thing wasn’t true? #
• 21:36 @Je2nsM is that a 16er of Grainbelt or did you pull it out of the coozie to show it? #
• 21:36 @twinsmvb @overthebaggy glad I’m not the only one that noticed them ;) #
• 21:37 #fourloko tomorrow? @stepfathers @Falborg @charlieprachar @stevester69 @WolfieFace #
• 22:17 Mark is real sassy tonight. I don’t like it. #
• 22:17 RT @Je2nsM: Happy Hour!! #
• 22:28 @Falborg I work until 10:30 Saturday, but I can be there for sure. #
• 22:34 This lady only knows Evanessence, apparently. #karaoke #
• 22:37 Dude sings Mariah Carey pretty good though. #karaoke #
• 22:38 RT @SketchyTK: Michael J Fox as Shakes the Clown. #
• 22:41 RT @Je2nsM: Gosh I love Grainbelt. #
• 22:47 @justacoolcat nope. BWW in Maplewood. Live near the Cherry Pit though. #
• 22:52 WNBA players have advertisments in their uniforms. #
• 22:53 @Je2nsM that means drink faster. #
• 22:55 @justacoolcat somewhat heavyset chick with mid-90s style blonde highlights? #
• 23:00 @justacoolcat her name is Kristen, apparently. And now she is singing Richard Marx #
• 23:00 @Je2nsM Grainbelt from a can is plenty classy. #
• 23:04 .@aprmaejun is doing karaoke #
• 23:09 Dragon is doing karaoke now. My world is turning upside down. #
• 23:18 @nightdrake was that a question or an exclamation? #
• 23:19 This is not Righteous or Brotherly. #
• 23:28 @nightdrake you gotta use both the exclamation point and the question mark then :) #
• 23:36 I want your horror / I want your design / ‘Cuz you’re a criminal / As long as you’re mine / I want your love #
• 23:41 I start walking your way, you start walking mine. We meet in the middle, ‘neath that old Georgia pine. #
• 23:45 "I can’t get these drops of Jupiter out of my hair." #
• 23:55 Run DMC! #

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• 12:29 @AmyJNewk :D #
• 14:25 What the world needs now, is another folk singer like I need a hole in my head. #
• 22:14 RT @Falborg: I pride myself on being a good host, so I’m obliged to offer you a beer. But I’m so darn mad, it’s going to be mostly head!!! #
• 22:41 My Twitter BFFs: @amyjnewk @je2nsm @falborg @bpinap @robmonroe @stepfathers @wolfieface @tylermear. Find yours @ http://twitterbffs.com #
• 22:45 @AmyJNewk I can be your BFF-150! (http://is.gd/eE7t9) #
• 23:00 @AmyJNewk RAWR! #
• 23:01 Every day a new deception Pick your scene and take direction And on and on I search to connect But I don’t wear a mask and I have no regrets #

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• 00:16 @Asyllum http://tweetphoto.com/41027045 his do you mean? #
• 00:19 @Asyllum I suck at Twitter lately. I meant, "how do you mean?" #
• 00:25 @AmyJNewk sarcasm? #
• 00:37 @Asyllum got it. That’s why we don’t make tacos often :P #
• 00:38 @AmyJNewk did you miss a word or two? #
• 00:38 @AmyJNewk I’ve heard that phrase too many times. #
• 00:47 @AmyJNewk you said "no… I less than three black olives… most people don’t" #
• 00:50 @AmyJNewk ok, what’s the "I less than three" part? #
• 00:55 @AmyJNewk makes way more sense now! I was thinking too hard about it. #
• 02:24 @Keleigh happy birthday! #
• 12:59 "I would be really surprised if she could fit it all in there." #
• 19:41 "It’s just a texture thing. I just don’t like the feel of it on my teeth." #
• 21:43 @Je2nsM welcome to 7 years ago #
• 22:02 http://armorgames.com/play/6450/epic-coaster #

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• 00:06 RT @Je2nsM: This Guy has five ladies. Nicole, rose, Tara, Nikki, And P. #
• 00:09 Fuck it. I’ll grab two beers and jump. #
• 00:14 Small world. #
• 00:14 RT @Je2nsM: Wow @robmonroe and @BPinAP just offered me up to some random dude on the train. #
• 00:46 RT @Je2nsM: "I’ll take it back here." -Yes, that was me who said that. I was instructed to tweet it. #
• 01:12 RT @BPinAP: Time for bed thanks to @robmonroe I made it home. Also a big shout out to a certain po po who really helped us out. #
• 01:18 @OndercinChris this is pretty much a windowpane. Just a real big windowpane. http://tweetphoto.com/40850187 #
• 20:09 "One less beer on Saturday and I would have had that one!" #
• 23:55 Tacos! http://tweetphoto.com/41027045 #
• 23:56 RT @Je2nsM: Good Cop. Bad Cop. #

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