- Sunday, February 28th, 2010 at 12:00 am
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- Saturday, February 27th, 2010 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 00:00 RT @twinsmvb: Oh boy! I’m so excited. RT @Dwade: Tomorrow is the last Friday without baseball until October. #
- 00:15 "It was stuck. There was strings in there." #
- 00:25 RT @aprmaejun: dragon can suck it. #
- 14:43 Sucks to see three MN Wild players losing so bad, but USA is dominating Finland right now. 6-0 at the end of the first. #
- 15:55 RT @Je2nsG: Oh my god, this one time I had Subway. #
- 15:55 RT @java_jean: In order for me to release something, do I need to lease it first? #
- 16:53 "Down there just feels different." #
- 19:00 @Je2nsG you would. #
- 21:02 "Be careful stretching it again." #
- 21:11 @Je2nsG @OndercinChris I assumed banana was the naughty fruit. #
- 21:31 WTF? | Smelly Girl Scout Cookies OK To Eat | http://is.gd/9hZrK #
- 21:37 How many lame cookie jokes can be crammed into one article? | http://is.gd/9i0AP #
- 22:13 @OndercinChris @Je2nsG @aprmaejun @KAEllingson we are the most best. #
- 22:44 USA/Canada for gold Sunday afternoon. #
- 23:01 @nightdrake never?! #
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- Friday, February 26th, 2010 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 02:00 Evolution of Cars by Country | http://is.gd/98B6b #
- 03:28 @Favstar he was forced off the air by NBC and ordered not to host a show until September. #
- 03:29 What a minute! This sounds like rock and/or roll. #
- 14:41 Car wash! #
- 16:04 "There’s always drama your first time." #
- 16:06 @nightdrake I can make some for you :) #
- 16:34 @nightdrake I can check and see if I still have them. I will let you know :) #
- 18:09 @nightdrake that’s what she said #
- 22:16 I like beer. Beer tastes good. #
- 22:34 Zoot suit riot. #
- 22:57 Amish Paradise. #
- 23:02 Muppet Rabies #
- 23:04 @TylerMear I’ve got two tickets to paradise. In my pants. #
- 23:07 RT @Falborg: "How ’bout I bring you my dick?" – @Bernirdy, on Sarah requesting people to bring things to her at work #
- 23:14 Twitter fail. #
- 23:16 RT @aprmaejun: RT @robmonroe Twitter fail. #
- 23:19 "The love shack is my second favorite shack." -@SketchyTK #
- 23:35 RT @Falborg: Dude has wallet chains. It’s 2010, brah. #
- 23:37 "Why is the chicken in the breadpan pickin out dough?" -@SketchyTK #
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- Thursday, February 25th, 2010 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 00:01 Wootoff! #
- 16:32 U S A ! U S A ! #
- 17:35 No more Dome Dogs. No more Hormel. No more $1 Dog Nights. No more Hormel Row Of Fame. No more Weiner Winners. It is a sad day. #fail #Twins #
- 17:55 @Keleigh The Minnesota Twins served Hormel hot dogs (Dome Dogs) in the Metrodome, but will not be serving them at Target Field. #
- 19:03 I’m gonna klondike you so hard. #
- 19:21 Version 5.0 complete. Any guesses on how many edits there will be tomorrow? #
- 19:43 RT @amyjcomedy: RT @ConanOBrien: Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me. #
- 20:09 "At least it wasn’t a serial killer whale." RT @cnnbrk: Killer whale kills trainer at SeaWorld in Florida, a spokeswoman says. #
- 22:15 RT @justacoolcat: Can’t believe that @ConanOBrien is getting about 20 followers a second. #
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- Wednesday, February 24th, 2010 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 01:39 Playing Need For Speed: Undercover #
- 14:06 RT @Falborg: RT @leestarr4: 1800AXEGARY! #
- 14:16 @SarahMcLagan Hi :) #
- 14:44 Frosted Mini Wheats are the most best. #
- 14:59 @SarahMcLagan I have to go to work myself. #
- 15:43 Spring Training! #Twins #MLB #
- 16:20 "I don’t want any pity jam." #
- 16:54 Marcy Playground – Sex and Candy on the radio right now. #
- 18:08 @java_jean WTF is that? #
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- Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010 at 12:00 am
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- Monday, February 22nd, 2010 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 00:06 "Oh my god its not that hard to get it in there." #
- 00:08 Most best. http://tweetphoto.com/12058607 #
- 00:10 RT @Je2nsG: It’s so hard and its leaking. #
- 00:40 @amyjcomedy yep, handcuffs. They’re @OndercinChris. I’m sitting at a table with 3 other crook catchers. #
- 00:44 "They have high school in Wisconsin?" #
- 00:53 "He was gonna klondike me." #
- 00:54 Bad News Bears 2: Bear Harder #
- 01:02 Get your hands off of my woman, motherfucker. #
- 03:34 @Keleigh Wizard Sleeves? #
- 19:02 Take that, Canada. #USA #hockey #Olympics #
- 20:02 U S A! #
- 21:31 RT @Fweef: RT @fatassets: RT @leestarr4: RT @fatassets: RT @leestarr4: SUCK IT AMERICA JR! USA! USA! USA! #
- 22:06 Watching the 3rd period of the USA/Canada game that I missed while grocery shopping. #
- 23:02 RT @Je2nsG: Your part of the under clown railroad. #
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- Sunday, February 21st, 2010 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 02:59 If she could be with any famous person alive or dead, she would pick Jesus. #
- 04:47 "You could get two in there but it would be tight because there’s only one hole." #
- 04:56 So much drunk. #
- 05:00 Apparently they make cups with chalkboards on them. http://tweetphoto.com/11955621 #
- 15:56 Woo got my phone back. #
- 19:40 "It got wet, and now it doesn’t work." #
- 20:17 "This thing is just too thick." #
- 20:44 RT @OndercinChris: "Dude did she squirt on you?" #
- 20:49 "My phone was flying and saving babies and shit." -@OndercinChris #
- 21:13 RT @aprmaejun: "i’ll tweet all over you" #
- 21:24 RT @aprmaejun: "what’s up wizard sleeve" #
- 21:49 "Raphaello Donatello." #
- 22:27 "It just tears so easy." #
- 22:43 "No, the winkee makes the deal." #
- 22:44 RT @aprmaejun: http://twitpic.com/14gyw7 – naughty fruit #
- 22:49 "well its not gonna work if its curved like that." #
- 23:04 RT @OndercinChris: http://twitpic.com/14h3ky. OH my God RUN!!! #
- 23:11 "Oh my god! This one time I had pizza!" #
- 23:27 RT @OndercinChris: "You SET it and FORGET IT!" @robmonroe #
- 23:46 @AaronBergquist those are @OndercinChris handcuffs #
- 23:47 RT @aprmaejun: "you can just use your finger. you don’t need to use a tool" #
- 23:50 "she’s trying to fist you." #
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- Saturday, February 20th, 2010 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 00:07 @Falborg no more trivia at Fridays. #
- 00:13 @Falborg not good. Loose Gravel is done. Bar staff does it on Tues & Thurs. There was a 3 way tie for 1st tonight and DADS wasn’t in it. #
- 00:16 RT @Falborg: Dear Jay Z: the Yankees suck ass. #
- 01:27 @Falborg it is. Much lamer. #
- 04:02 It’s Rowdy Roddy Peeper! #
- 16:46 RT @mozunk: RT @foursquare: RT @BrokeHipster: I just became the mayor of Unemployment Office on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9aX0QX #
- 17:16 Everyone in this office is hopped up on goofballs. #
- 21:06 Too many pickle jokes. #
- 21:25 "Number three, is that like a loose version of number two?" #
- 23:14 @Falborg I watched that one last night #
- 23:15 This Hawaiian Punch tastes like Hawaiian Suck. #
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- Friday, February 19th, 2010 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 01:52 I didn’t spend a single penny today. #
- 02:10 RT @stepfathers: "I wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends." #
- 02:55 I bent my wookie. #
- 10:31 RT @java_jean: Only 310 shopping days left til Christmas! #
- 13:13 @Falborg @TravisMear puple sticky punch! #
- 13:39 I agree. RT @richardhenry: I wish twitter.com showed people retweeting your tweets in the mentions stream. #
- 14:36 RT @TC_00: RT @MinnesotaTwins: http://twitpic.com/13zgxl – Interesting stuff going on down on the field today! @MLB #
- 15:15 "I can’t even say it without throwing up." #
- 18:17 Bazinga! #
- 20:58 @TravisMear they’ve got a lotta quit in ‘em. #
- 22:32 DADS. #
- 23:15 RT @aprmaejun: "you’ve got she-mail" #
- 23:15 Big 2: Big Harder #
- 23:41 "Occasionally a drink chick will show your tits." #
- 23:51 Three cent tip. #
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