Daily Tweets

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

  • 06:09 That is a clever chocolate saving technique. I go down to the factory, "You owe me some letters!" http://tweetphoto.com/9977363 #
  • 09:55 @TravisMear @TylerMear dude I had that same pillowcase. FTW. #
  • 09:59 RT @Explosm: New comic: RT @MattMelvin The twinkle in her eyes… http://bit.ly/aTrYpc #
  • 10:03 @UberTwiter any plans to integrate ****area-specific trending topics to future versions of ÜberTwitter? #
  • 10:26 The dog next door howls at police sirens. #
  • 16:31 @AaronBergquist sweet :) any idea when it’ll be? #
  • 17:15 @RAZE502 you passed 10K :) #
  • 18:27 Awesome! RT @kellythesier: Justin Morneau will carry the Olympic torch in Vancouver the day before the games open. #Twins #
  • 18:42 OMG best invention evar! | Do you hate Apple news?: http://bit.ly/dyOLIt (via @engadget) #
  • 19:04 @AaronBergquist cool. I’m guessing he will give you a pair of tickets from his season ticket package, so they should be good. @twinsmvb FTW. #
  • 20:16 Beer is the most best. #
  • 20:21 Seamen are in the Navy. #
  • 20:22 "Hey sailor. I’m gonna swab your poop deck." #
  • 20:29 Wal-Mart only sells camouflage shorts. #
  • 20:31 "I started to choke on that, I didn’t see it coming." #
  • 20:39 WHY EM SEE AY! #
  • 20:41 "yep there it went. I felt it." #
  • 21:02 What do you do when you get locked in your car? Step one: stay calm. #
  • 21:32 What do you do when you get locked in your car? Step two: attempt to exit the vehicle via the trunk, unsuccessfully. #
  • 21:52 Trivia AND beer. #
  • 22:14 "I was too busy watching the Menards commercial." #
  • 22:20 How do you spell cowardice in French? France? #
  • 22:23 "You can get around putting the wrong finger in by just going for the whole fist." #
  • 22:27 "I came." "it was good." #
  • 22:43 "I can’t get my fingers in there." #
  • 22:51 He is storming his own sandy beaches. #
  • 22:54 Might as well be walkin’ on the sun. #
  • 22:58 Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down. #
  • 23:12 Like a rhinestone cowboy. #
  • 23:25 RT @Je2nsG: Did he put his ping in your bing? #
  • 23:38 "I just hit my tooth with the thing." #
  • 23:51 "I’m gonna snake your drain." #

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