Daily Tweets

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

  • 01:10 @TylerMear I know a dude from that band. #
  • 01:42 @TylerMear Red Fox Grey Fox #
  • 04:38 Time to drive home! #
  • 05:32 Police Arrest Man For Refusing To Tweet http://bit.ly/5s0CpD #
  • 07:31 Not sure how I feel about this new chick Jessie on Mythbusters.. They should have brought Scotty back. #
  • 13:37 One capsule to be taken at least ten times a day. http://pic.gd/efde1 #
  • 14:21 "yeah but you don’t bring it out and wave it in front of everyone’s face" #
  • 14:31 "I already tried a small one. It doesn’t work." #
  • 14:36 "Its got a soft touch. Its still pretty hard though." #
  • 14:42 Bob got his phone from Star Trek. "Bob to Enterprise." "Dammit Jim I’m just a doctor." #
  • 14:50 "you were just thinking about it and you were gagging." #
  • 15:06 "anything that squirts at you when you fork it…" #
  • 15:07 "the first bite of a skin on weiner is a bitch." #
  • 15:08 "I’m afraid of that first bite cause I’m afraid I’m gonna get all that not juice in my mouth." #
  • 15:15 "yeah I just lick it." #
  • 15:24 "Its just not as creamy." #
  • 16:01 I like beer. Beer tastes good. #
  • 16:33 "you oughta are my torch." #
  • 16:37 "he sucked but he didn’t inhale. So he’s not gay." #
  • 16:37 RT @TylerMear: RT @gwaaace i’m thankful for twitter today #
  • 16:40 Chili cheese hot dog turkey. Hell yes. #
  • 17:26 We’re going bobbing for pickles. In mashed potatoes. #
  • 17:29 @nightdrake pot roast sounds tasty. #
  • 17:30 "I got some Fancy Delights for ya…" #
  • 18:02 "well toss my salad." #
  • 18:07 Thus cat keeps his pimp hand strong. #
  • 18:18 @TravisMear @tylermear that is awesome. #
  • 18:47 "I don’t measure, I just go by looks." #
  • 18:58 "did that just double in size?" #
  • 19:05 "believe me there’s a lot of room in there." #
  • 19:18 RT @aprmaejun: "keep it in your mouth. it starts to butter up real quick" #
  • 19:19 "maybe that’s the white stuff he was talking about…" #
  • 19:32 RT @TylerMear: "are we talking about sex or actual meat?" #
  • 19:47 "he never wiped my chin off or anything." #
  • 19:48 "he wanted me to rub his back like I did his purple thing." #
  • 20:02 "it was the second time it went in that it really really hurt." #
  • 20:16 RT @TylerMear: http://yfrog.com/4ivhxj Detroit Lions FTW #
  • 20:50 @TylerMear I’ve heard that before… #
  • 20:51 Home now. Gonna watch more WWII in HD. #
  • 21:45 @dew its very good. Kevin Bacon was awesome. #
  • 21:45 @nightdrake yep its in the Left 4 Dead 2 commercial. Its a video game. #

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