- Monday, November 30th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 00:04 Swedish Fish are the most best. #
- 00:17 @LynseyVanNevel they are delicious :) #
- 04:52 TLC will has apparently begun production on a new show, "Mall Cops: Mall of America" which will be airing in early 2010. http://is.gd/56BXr #
- 10:28 You know what makes two hours of sleep even more awesome? Cold showers. #
- 18:03 "I’m never going in the back again." #
- 18:06 "its easy to get on. You just stick it in and you’re good." #
- 18:15 "this is massive." #
- 18:21 "oh my god its so deep." #
- 18:33 "its the favor that keeps on giving." #
- 18:40 "I wanna get a big one. Well not a big big one. An adequate sized one. One that will fill up the space nicely." #
- 18:40 "were you able to fit it all in there?" #
- 19:46 RT @jenn_gus: The peanut butter cookies smell like corn on the cob. #
- 19:53 That’s right, I got three Yahtzees. http://tweetphoto.com/5589716 #
- 21:56 "its pretty thick." "its not that thick." "it just got thicker." #
- 22:11 "oh my god I left my mouth open too long." #
- 22:13 "I got my finger stuck in there." #
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- Sunday, November 29th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 00:24 In regards to the last tweet, Aaron didn’t know Willie Mays was black. RT @"oh shit, he’s black." #
- 00:49 Roomba saves child from deadly Viper, challenges Tango to a fight | http://is.gd/55d9w #
- 03:57 RT @Explosm: New comic: RT @MattMelvin Hey, wasnt Black Friday yester SHUT UP I DONT CARE http://bit.ly/51P2JU #
- 04:06 @CodeWarden when will a new version of ÜT be released with support for Twitter Lists? #
- 05:59 Watching "Almost Heroes." Never knew Chris Farley and Matthew Perry made a movie together.. #
- 07:24 @CodeWarden cool! Can’t wait. Will that still be a beta release? #
- 12:02 @it_said_rawrr and that’s how it should be. #
- 19:44 @TravisMear yes its delicious. #
- 21:54 RT @TylerMear: RT @SarahMcLagan: Finally learned what a flesh light is #
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- Saturday, November 28th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 04:14 Wild Cherry Pepsi is the most wild. #
- 06:25 @richardhenry I couldn’t agree more. #
- 06:30 RT @Explosm: New comic: 11.25.2009 http://bit.ly/7iA7jv #
- 07:08 Just finished WWII in HD. Highly recommended to anyone with an interest in the war. Time for bed now. #
- 18:53 "Aaron was beating it to one of the songs." #
- 19:50 "cheat again and I’ll cut you." #
- 19:54 This game is fucking intense. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pass_the_Pigs #
- 20:45 Rocking out at work with Twisted Sister’s Very Twisted Christmas. #
- 22:13 "oh shit, he’s black." #
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- Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 01:10 @TylerMear I know a dude from that band. #
- 01:42 @TylerMear Red Fox Grey Fox #
- 04:38 Time to drive home! #
- 05:32 Police Arrest Man For Refusing To Tweet http://bit.ly/5s0CpD #
- 07:31 Not sure how I feel about this new chick Jessie on Mythbusters.. They should have brought Scotty back. #
- 13:37 One capsule to be taken at least ten times a day. http://pic.gd/efde1 #
- 14:21 "yeah but you don’t bring it out and wave it in front of everyone’s face" #
- 14:31 "I already tried a small one. It doesn’t work." #
- 14:36 "Its got a soft touch. Its still pretty hard though." #
- 14:42 Bob got his phone from Star Trek. "Bob to Enterprise." "Dammit Jim I’m just a doctor." #
- 14:50 "you were just thinking about it and you were gagging." #
- 15:06 "anything that squirts at you when you fork it…" #
- 15:07 "the first bite of a skin on weiner is a bitch." #
- 15:08 "I’m afraid of that first bite cause I’m afraid I’m gonna get all that not juice in my mouth." #
- 15:15 "yeah I just lick it." #
- 15:24 "Its just not as creamy." #
- 16:01 I like beer. Beer tastes good. #
- 16:33 "you oughta are my torch." #
- 16:37 "he sucked but he didn’t inhale. So he’s not gay." #
- 16:37 RT @TylerMear: RT @gwaaace i’m thankful for twitter today #
- 16:40 Chili cheese hot dog turkey. Hell yes. #
- 17:26 We’re going bobbing for pickles. In mashed potatoes. #
- 17:29 @nightdrake pot roast sounds tasty. #
- 17:30 "I got some Fancy Delights for ya…" #
- 18:02 "well toss my salad." #
- 18:07 Thus cat keeps his pimp hand strong. #
- 18:18 @TravisMear @tylermear that is awesome. #
- 18:47 "I don’t measure, I just go by looks." #
- 18:58 "did that just double in size?" #
- 19:05 "believe me there’s a lot of room in there." #
- 19:18 RT @aprmaejun: "keep it in your mouth. it starts to butter up real quick" #
- 19:19 "maybe that’s the white stuff he was talking about…" #
- 19:32 RT @TylerMear: "are we talking about sex or actual meat?" #
- 19:47 "he never wiped my chin off or anything." #
- 19:48 "he wanted me to rub his back like I did his purple thing." #
- 20:02 "it was the second time it went in that it really really hurt." #
- 20:16 RT @TylerMear: http://yfrog.com/4ivhxj Detroit Lions FTW #
- 20:50 @TylerMear I’ve heard that before… #
- 20:51 Home now. Gonna watch more WWII in HD. #
- 21:45 @dew its very good. Kevin Bacon was awesome. #
- 21:45 @nightdrake yep its in the Left 4 Dead 2 commercial. Its a video game. #
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- Thursday, November 26th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 01:59 World’s Longest Basketball Shot http://is.gd/53avD | I LOL’d. #
- 07:36 @java_jean yep #
- 08:07 Sleep is for the me. #
- 13:48 RT @michaelianblack: I know I’m a little late to the party here, but I’m beginning to suspect Iraq doesn’t have weapons of mass destruction. #
- 17:37 @SarahMcLagan turn it on? #
- 18:35 Dude in front of me has a BUMPIN system in his Volvo. #
- 19:44 WANT! | Wireless USB keyboard / touchpad is more than the sum of its parts http://is.gd/53LUf #
- 19:55 RT @Falborg: "Are you serious? He’s a chamellion AND a millionaire?" #
- 23:51 RT @TylerMear: Matt loves Bret Michaels. #
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- Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 01:26 "I dunno. I can’t tell if its getting better or worse." #
- 01:37 "it was so gay I had to watch Will & Grace to feel straight afterwards." #
- 02:56 "well then why did you put that roll of duct tape in your pocket?" "I was just happy to see you." #
- 05:00 @RAZE502 it was pretty good #
- 05:07 @TylerMear you did break 8000. With 115 tweets since this one. #
- 06:53 Watched part 1 of 10 from WWII in HD. I thought it’d be more like Band of Brothers, but the real color footage is awesome. Very good so far. #
- 13:12 RT @jimmyfallon: RT @LateNightJimmy: Neil Young sings Fresh Prince: http://is.gd/52DaZ #
- 13:14 @mozunk I know, right? Its starting to get pretty ridiculous. #
- 13:15 RT @mozunk: Who is the JACKASS at CNN that decides what’s "breaking news" for @CNNbrk? Turning off mobile updates (sadly). #
- 20:08 @nightdrake you can turn it off in the options. So it doesn’t run at startup. #
- 21:36 I haven’t listened to Fireball Ministry in a long time. #
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- Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 01:07 "its so hard." "do you need both hands?" #
- 01:14 "its like a plank of wood." #
- 05:23 Still taking my time to perfect the beat; And I still got love for the streets, it’s the D-R-E. #
- 05:33 RT @TylerMear: "I’ll grill your cheese yet boy" #
- 14:36 RT @twinsmvb: Very excited for Joe Mauer the 2009 AL MVP, 27 of 28 first place votes. Congrats Joe! http://bit.ly/7Lsh86 #
- 18:29 Who wants to guess how many emails I have in my inbox? I’ve been on vacation since Tuesday. #
- 22:48 "I don’t have ovaries." #
- 22:58 "I like how anal you are" #
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- Monday, November 23rd, 2009 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 00:01 @amyjcomedy sorry I came on your mom #
- 00:08 I just don’t like techno. You would if you had robot ears. #
- 00:21 Is your name Shiloh or Guyblow? #
- 02:00 Time for sleeeeeeeep. #
- 11:06 Anyone else having issues with Comcast internet? Ours has been out for 36 hours. They said its global issue and multiple cities are offline. #
- 12:13 This is going to be a great futbol match! http://mypict.me/1EkV7 #
- 13:05 RT @amyjcomedy: RT @thebrianposehn New Moon made $140 million? Man, that blows away The Lost Boys, my generation’s gay vampire flick. #
- 13:15 "when you stick it in my face like that it doesn’t make me want it any more." #
- 13:53 "hey Spud, you wanna fuck this potato." #
- 14:26 Favre had 4 passing touchdowns today, 22nd time in his career. A new NFL record. #
- 17:23 @ComcastDete we were told it was a global outage, and it wasn’t. They’re sending a tech on Tuesday. Annoying to get the runaround. #
- 22:42 Are you a girl? #
- 23:40 Condoleeza Rice is nice, but I prefer A-Roni. And that man on the T.V. who speaks to the dead, you know that man’s a phony. #
- 23:42 "Nice head feather." #
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- Sunday, November 22nd, 2009 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 01:29 @RAZE502 I’m playing Rock Band as well :) LEGO: Rock Band to be precise. No fog though. #
- 02:15 @RAZE502 I may have asked before, but what system are you on? #
- 02:49 @RAZE502 oh hey I have PS3 too! We gotta play sometime! #
- 03:00 @RAZE502 no play online silly :) #
- 04:28 White fudge Oreos are the most best. #
- 05:23 @mrheadrick I’ve set my DVR to record all 10 parts of WWII in HD tomorrow. Mostly due to your comments about it. #
- 13:08 @LynseyVanNevel RT @AaronBergquist: @robmonroe Mike, Matt & I offically decided to call it the birds end. The peice you throw to the birds. #
- 13:09 @LynseyVanNevel @AaronBergquist I personally think that is just silly. Its my favorite piece. But only when you don’t get jipped. #
- 13:17 Apple Voiding Smokers’ Warranties? http://bit.ly/7D39SM #
- 15:01 Here is the full web version of the last link I posted: RT @jelew1985: wow… this is absurd… http://bit.ly/8iYKJ4 #
- 15:50 So tear me open but beware There’s things inside without a care And the dirt still stains me So wash me ’til I’m clean #
- 16:44 @mrheadrick you need a celly. Or a TweetPeek. #
- 18:39 "push hard enough, it’ll fit" #
- 18:50 Sloppy Joes! #
- 20:29 "oh my god he just put the whole thing in his mouth." #
- 21:22 "I would do it again but my throat still hurts from the first time." #
- 21:49 "can I touch it? No I just wanna are it. No I just wanna hold it." #
- 22:59 @jelew1985 my roommates girlfriend ;) #
- 22:59 @jelew1985 that was my former roommate #
- 22:59 RT @TylerMear: Andy Samberg is STILL not funny. #
- 23:21 RT @aprmaejun: "i’m like elbow deep dude" #
- 23:41 High score? What does that mean? Did I break it? #
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- Saturday, November 21st, 2009 at 12:00 am
Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:
- 00:03 TK just stroked my beard. #
- 00:05 "if you give a pimp a pumpkin" #
- 01:30 RECYCLOPS DESTROY! #
- 07:19 @mrheadrick wasn’t getting the entity before. Now I see a square on my phone. Must not support that character. #
- 11:18 RT @jimmyfallon: Green Song Parodies feat. Jay Z, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Lady Gaga & more. http://bit.ly/3UFyHS #ecojam #
- 11:24 @RCNunya selling for how much? What’s the drive capacity limit on it? 2×1TB? #
- 18:24 TNT plays far too many commercials. #
- 19:25 @_at0m_ http://pic.gd/26fc0a wtf? #
- 22:11 Watching "Revolver." #
- 22:45 @LynseyVanNevel its the heel. And its the best. Only when its a real sized slice and not paper thin. #
- 23:23 @Falborg hardcore parkour! #
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