Daily Tweets

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

  • 00:01 Lemme get ah… Four beards and a shot of Jeff Daniels. #
  • 00:17 RT @Falborg: @robmonroe What? (puts hand under ear) #
  • 02:11 @nightdrake wrong. #
  • 03:36 It’s not even fun when it’s this easy. #fail #
  • 04:42 @RAZE502 I like it! #
  • 14:09 @Keleigh aww jeez. I’ve never been mentioned in a Follow Friday tweet before :) #
  • 14:14 @nightdrake oh wow. Never been mentioned in a Follow Friday ever and today you and @Keleigh both mentioned me :) #
  • 16:40 RT @Je2nsG: I hate it when you’re with MC Hammer and he won’t let you touch anything. #
  • 18:27 Are my bad movie sequel titles running off on you? RT @amyjcomedy: Boondock Saints 2: Boon Harder #
  • 18:28 RT @KAEnglund: http://twitpic.com/186ylx – Printer in my office. PC Load Letter?! #
  • 19:47 @LynseyVanNevel may want to turn your signature off though. #
  • 20:02 RT @LynseyVanNevel: I am so textualy inexperienced #
  • 21:40 "I like that. That feels good. Let’s do that." #
  • 23:52 Camry drivers to offer backup for man (Koua Fong Lee) jailed on fatal crash | http://is.gd/ar77S #

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Daily Tweets

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

  • 00:53 I love when critical systems fail and there are no alternatives of backups. #
  • 15:29 RT @woot: More info on Woot Happy Hour: http://j.mp/9tkbOE ETA ~1 hour #
  • 15:59 The @woot happy hour site already crashed. #woot #fail #
  • 17:28 Damn those Cheerio trees. #
  • 17:46 @LynseyVanNevel If you suspect a domestic situation I would call the police. And let management know the outcome. #
  • 18:20 #Twins just got their first stolen base of the year! #
  • 21:53 False. RT @Je2nsG: Jeff Dunham is soooo funny. #
  • 22:07 @KAEnglund congrats! #
  • 22:07 Beer is the most best. #
  • 22:23 @SarahMcLagan did you get the update today? Did you report it to @UberTwiter? #
  • 22:38 God damn miso soup. #
  • 23:33 I’m gonna irrigate your ditch. #

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Daily Tweets

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

  • 01:13 Bang bang bang bang, vamanos vamanos. #
  • 03:18 Coach is the best character in Cheers. #
  • 14:07 @Keleigh :( #
  • 19:56 Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me hit some dingers? #
  • 21:53 No Diet Dr. Pepper makes @AaronBergquist sad. #
  • 22:07 "I’m pretty gooey. Sometimes I’m chunky." #

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Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

  • 13:44 What happened to Shop Boyz? Have they had a single since "Party Like A Rock Star?" #
  • 16:28 @twinsmvb heard on AM1500 today that they haven’t signed Mauer yet is "he wants an out" in his contract. In case market value goes up, etc. #
  • 18:41 RT @jimmyfallon: "The Hurt Locker" is about the war in Iraq. Which explains why Obama asked the director, "Uh, how did you end it?" #
  • 20:55 @nightdrake most likely. Break the windpipe of something. #
  • 21:16 @nightdrake I think it would be really hard to stop blood flow enough to kill someone with only your thumb. http://myloc.me/4AVrp #
  • 21:53 @nightdrake that was accidental. #
  • 22:05 "I don’t want to hear about your hot butter knife pee." #
  • 23:02 I AM YELLING. #
  • 23:31 @amyjcomedy @twinsmvb John has that effect on people. #
  • 23:34 Deep like I love you? NO! DEEP LIKE THE GRAND CANYON! | http://is.gd/a0G5x #
  • 23:50 Too bad it’s only this warm in the parking garage. http://tweetphoto.com/13771460 #

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Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

  • 00:16 Techno remix of Johnny Cash? No good. #
  • 00:54 Stick spicy food up her butt! #
  • 00:57 What’s Octoberfeast? #
  • 01:42 Baseball Tonight! #
  • 02:04 Pineapple! http://tweetphoto.com/13299201 #
  • 15:12 Cashier at Walgreens said "I got a nice fitty hat to no wit dat." I assume he was referring to my #Twins pullover, not my juice. #
  • 16:09 @Keleigh your dash panel looks like Wall-E. #
  • 18:21 @AaronBergquist that sucks. #
  • 19:50 RT @OndercinChris: @Je2nsG Watching sunsets via PTZ make me die inside. #
  • 20:25 Doot doot doot lookin’ out my back door. #
  • 20:42 @AaronBergquist oh good. I was worried. #
  • 21:52 @AaronBergquist too late we already bought the candles and poked holes in the Dixie cups. #
  • 21:55 Broke my phone holster. #

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Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

  • 19:04 @LynseyVanNevel you’d have to get MLB.TV AFAIK. Its like $20-30 for the season and you can listen live or old games on demand. #
  • 20:47 RT @amyjcomedy: *sigh* at least its only spring training… I blame @kschmidt #
  • 21:06 Two white boards in my office building have "strategy" spelled wrong. One says "srategy", the other says "strategye" with the E whited out. #
  • 22:15 Three dudes singing Lady Gaga. #fail #
  • 22:24 Damn @SketchyTK doesn’t know the words to Ghostbusters. #
  • 22:27 "Bustin’ makes me feel good." -@SketchyTK #
  • 22:43 @nightdrake It’s 1/2 Firewater cinnamon schnapps & 1/2 Rumple Minze peppermint liqueur. Rumple Minze is very minty. #
  • 23:18 Guess what? We’re having more fun. #
  • 23:25 @TylerMear Neg #
  • 23:41 The Twins lost today, but so did the Damn Yankees, so it’s still a good day. #
  • 23:49 Cod Dammit! #
  • 04:03 Best LEGO Batman in Hero mode. On to Villains! #
  • 13:35 RT @jimmyfallon: Nirvana’s ‘Nevermind’, @thezog edition: http://bit.ly/bYZtKS #
  • 14:10 @MythBusters MacGyver! #
  • 14:53 So AM1500 is "The Sports Talk Station" now? #
  • 17:53 Twitter is nearing 10,000,000,000 tweets. #
  • 18:10 Minnesota Twins baseball is on the air! #
  • 18:19 @nightdrake http://popacular.com/gigatweet/ might be flash… #
  • 18:31 @java_jean this one is 3,829 #

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Daily Tweets

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

  • 01:14 Jamming to Opeth on the drive home. #
  • 16:29 Bank robbers are the most dumb. #
  • 18:03 If I had money like Henry Ford… #
  • 19:19 Wikipedia might be the worst black hole on the internet. #
  • 22:41 Really need to figure out the AM radio situation before 6:05PM tomorrow. #
  • 23:24 #SUCCESS! AM radio issue solved. Ironically the Easy Button just happened to be in the shot. http://tweetphoto.com/13185276 #

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